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Stranglehold is Max Payne on ecstasy

As I regularly do I checked the demo-section on Xbox Live Marketplace yesterday and saw a newcomer; John Woo Presents Stranglehold, it rang a bell but I didn’t know much about it, so I wanted to try it out. It’s basically a game created by John Woo starring Chow Yun-Fat as some cop called Tequila. The easiest way to describe the game is to think of Max Payne fucked up on ecstasy; i.e. you have the bullet-time (although here it’s called Tequila Time), which activates if you aim at an enemy while diving through the air. Most of the demo takes place at small market places and they’ve added tons of destroyable objects, like water melons, baskets, wooden fences, etc., and everything is just flying everywhere when you’re in combat, it looks really cool in slow-motion and even though it’s filled with bugs, for example objects sitting in mid-air and stuff spinning around on the ground, it’s a lot of fun. The flow is very continuous; you almost never get stuck, if you run into low objects, like a table, Tequila will just quickly slide over it.

You can also slide along staircase railings and jump onto a trolley and keep shooting which is very cool. When you kill someone you get a style score, the more creative you are, the more score you get, for example instead of just shooting someone you can shoot the sign hanging above him and make it crash down onto him. When you get style score you rank up power you can use to heal yourself, make precision aims, which lets you target someone far away and then the camera follows the bullet in slow-mo, it looks incredibly cool because the game is very bloody so when the bullet hits it goes ‘KABLAM’ and blood starts squirting out while the enemy grabs his crotch (or wherever you want to hit him…), barrage, which makes it possible to fire very fast for a short while and spin attack, which isn’t in the demo, but I suppose Tequila spins around while shooting.

Another very cool aspect is dueling, sometimes you’re ambushed and you have to use your Matrix-like skills to get out it, time slow down and then you have to take out the enemies one at a time while you’re dodging the bullets coming at you. I don’t know if I’ll actually buy it, but the demo is worth a look.

Trailer.

Microsoft is generous

About a week ago I received the wireless Xbox 360 controller I was promised. Yesterday, I received another one!

Too bad I almost never play split screen multiplayer.

Ring of Death – Microsoft isn’t so bad after all

As mentioned before on my blog, I was promised compensation for the delay of my Xbox 360 repair. They told me I could choose between Project Gotham Racing 3, Perfect Dark Zero and Kameo, all mediocre launch titles so I wasn’t very pleased. I received my console last week and today I called them to have them ship the game I wanted, to my surprise that was only a small selection of merchandise I was able to choose from. All in all I was able to choose one of the following items:

Project Gotham Racing 3 (149 DKK)

Kameo: Elements of Power (179 DKK)

Perfect Dark Zero (97 DKK)

Viva Pinata (265 DKK)

Gears of War (295 DKK)

Wireless Controller (400 DKK)

Wireless headset (450 DKK)

Xbox Live Vision (webcam) (450 DKK)

I chose the controller, because I’ve wanted to buy one for a while. Also, I was told the maximum number of work days for the repair would be 15, apparently they had to change this to 25 just after mine was sent in, so I was still noted as a 15-day repair even though the repair center’s estimate was pushed to 25. It still took more than 25 work days for me to receive the console though (28 to be exact), but I’m not as annoyed with Microsoft now that they’ve given me a proper compensation.

Ring of Death – Day 43

I’m not even going to sound happy about this, but I finally received my console today. Seems to work fine, although the drive made some funny noises at one point. Well, let’s see how it goes. I was promised that they would have it back to me 17 days ago, and, not surprisingly, I’m not the only one who has had problems with a 360 console.

Ring of Death – Day 41

I received this e-mail today:

Your Xbox Video Game system has been shipped! You can expect to receive it in 2-5 days. Thank you for your patience and get ready to get back into the action!

Thank you for my patience? Why don’t you stick stupid remarks like that up your ass and frickin’ apologize to me instead. As mentioned I was promised compensation, and guess what, it’s pure crap. I can choose between three games: Project Gotham Racing 3, Kameo and some other crappy game. It’s fucking launch titles which are more than 1,5 years old! God damn it.